Violent Episodes

So, I was reading Instinct magazine (that's a gay magazine, folks, if any of you weren't aware...) and noticed a section on Trendspotting (their capitalization, not mine). Anyway, in the "Over It" section was a blurb on Rachael Ray of the Food Network. Though I love her, what I love more is what it had to say about her:

"Even more annoying than Emeril Lagasse, Food Network host and telecook Ray has the kind of absurdly wide smile, high cheekbones, and overly perky personality that turns a person violent."

So, the next time you run out and murder someone, you have an excuse. From the Food Network to Court TV: the Rachael Ray Defense.

DEFENSE ATTORNEY: "So, tell me, what happened that night?"

THE ACCUSED: "Well, I was watching $40-a-Day and Rachael Ray said, "Yum-O" and I had the sudden overwhelming impulse to run out and murder someone."

JURY: "Not guilty!"